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By: mahesh
In Insult SMS
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Sweet in your speech......



Purity in your heart .......


Peace in your eyes .......

Strength in your hands ....

But why clay in your head?


By: SACHIN
In Insult SMS
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Kya apke seeng hai?


?

?

check karo

?




kya hua


nahi hai

Don't disappoint
koi baat nahi.Dil chhota mat karo...
kisi bhi gadhe ke nahi hote ha..ha..ha.


By: Avnish
In Insult SMS
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jb teri yaad aati he to tera sms padh leti hu,
jb tuje dekhna ho to aankhen bandh kar leti hu,
jb teri aavaj sunni ho to raste me kutte ko,
lat mar deti hu....


By: sonya
In Insult SMS
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ARZ
KiYA
HAi

Sandaas k
pani me
tairta hua
GU,
ZARA GAUR
FARMAiYEGA


Sandaas k
pani me
tairta hua
GU,









GU se yaad aaya,











Kaisa hai re TU ??


By: vishal
In Insult SMS
Like [38]SMS to Mobile
Ek Kutta subah se sham tak
bhonkta raha bao baobaobao
baobaobao
bao baobaobao
bao bao baobao…
Vo to bechara kutta hai,
tum kyu bhonk rahay ho ?


By: ankitsardana
In Insult SMS
Like [24]SMS to Mobile
Tumhari aankhe chanda k saman,
Tumhara chehra chanda k saman,
Tumhare nak bal kan sab chanda k saman,
Kyoki chanda hai mere Bhaish ka naam.


By: Raj
In Insult SMS
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Koi b
Kuch b
Khane ko de

Mat Khana PLZ

Idhar-Udhar Nigah rakna

Kyuki

Goverment ne Kutta mar muhim Start ki hai


By: Udit
In Insult SMS
Like [4]SMS to Mobile
My eyes detected

My heart reacted

Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

That outfit would look great in a crumpl...

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