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Wn ! d0nt gt ur $m$ nd cal,
@ l!tle pa!n n my hrt,
@ $mal tear !n my eye$
$adne$ fal$ 0n my face!
Wht $ d!$??
!t$ n0th!n..
‘Over act!ng’..

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B0y$ &G!rl$ $M$
Lamha Lamha $aan$e!n Khatam H0 Rah! Ha!n,
Z!ndag! Maut Ke Pehl00 Me!n $0 Rah! Ha!.
U$ Bewafa $e Naa P00ch0 Mer! Maut K! Wajah,
W0h T0 Zamaane K0 D!khaane Ke L!ye R0 Rah! Ha!.

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Funny $m$ !n Urdu 2011
Pathan K Ghar Mehman @ate Ha!n.Pathan K! BV Pathan $e:
Tum Hame$ha Mehman0n $e Ult! $eedh! Bat
Keh Dete H0, @b !n K! !zzat Karna.
Pathan Mehman $e:
Kya Haal Ha! Gul Khan, Tum Thek Ha!,
@ane Me K0! Pare$han! T0 Na! Hu!?
Gul Khan:
@p K Elaqe Me Kutte B0hat Ha!n.
Kutte $e Yaad @ya Tumhara @bbu Thek Ha! W0 @ya Na!.:-)=P

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Late$t New Year On l!ner J0ke$
T0 k!ck $tart my New Year, ! t00k an !Q te$t and the re$ult$ were negat!ve.
The tr0uble w!th j0gg!ng !$ that the !ce fall$ 0ut 0f y0ur gla$$.
When ! th0ught ab0ut the ev!l$ 0f dr!nk!ng !n the New Year.
! gave up th!nk!ng.
Def!n!t!0n 0f a hang0ver:
Wrath 0f Grape$.

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New Year J0ke$
2007: ! w!ll get my we!ght d0wn bel0w 180 p0und$.2008: ! w!ll f0ll0w my new d!et rel!g!0u$ly unt!l ! get bel0w 200 p0und$.2009: ! w!ll devel0p a real!$t!c att!tude ab0ut my we!ght.2010: ! w!ll w0rk 0ut 3 day$ a week.2011: ! w!ll try t0 dr!ve pa$t a gym at lea$t 0nce a week.
Very Funny
Happy New Year

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Chr!$tma$ J0ke$ $m$ & Text Me$$age$
Chr!$tma$ !$ n0t a t!me n0r a $ea$0n,
but a $tate 0f m!nd.
T0 cher!$h peace and g00dw!ll,
t0 be plente0u$ !n mercy,
!$ t0 have the real $p!r!t 0f Chr!$tma$.

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Engl!$h J0ke$ $m$
Why’d the m0nkey fall 0ut 0f the tree?
‘Cau$e he wa$ dead!

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