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j0ke$ 0f new year 0n D!nner
@$ !n many h0me$ 0n New Year’$ Day, my w!fe and ! faced the annual c0nfl!ct 0f wh!ch wa$ m0re !mp0rtant – the f00tball game$ 0n telev!$!0n, 0r the d!nner !t$elf. T0 keep peace, ! ate d!nner w!th the re$t 0f the fam!ly, and even l!ngered f0r $0me plea$ant after-d!nner c0nver$at!0n bef0re ret!r!ng t0 the fam!ly r00m t0 turn 0n the game.
$everal m!nute$ later, my w!fe came d0wn$ta!r$ and grac!0u$ly even b0ught a c0ld dr!nk f0r me. $he $m!led, k!$$ed me 0n the cheek and a$ked what the $c0re wa$. ! t0ld her !t wa$ the end 0f the th!rd quarter and that the $c0re wa$ $t!ll n0th!ng t0 n0th!ng.
“$ee?” $he $a!d, c0nt!nu!ng t0 $m!le, “Y0u d!dn’t m!$$ a th!ng.”

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Late$t P0l!t!c$ $m$
L0g  L0g Nah! Rahe
!n$an !n$an Nah! Rha
@b @pp P0cha!n Ga!n Ke$e
Ku!n Kay
Zardar hay Mulk Pa Bhar!
Ke$e rah!n ga!n L0g
Ke$e rah!n ga!n !n$an
@b Jag Ga!n

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New Year $m$ J0ke$ 0n Wedd!ng and k!d$
@t a fr!end’$ wedd!ng, everyth!ng went $m00thly unt!l !t wa$ t!me f0r the fl0wer g!rl and her y0ung e$c0rt t0 c0me d0wn the a!$le.
The b0y $t0pped at every pew, gr0wl!ng at the gue$t$. When a$ked afterward why he behaved $0 badly, he expla!ned, “! wa$ ju$t try!ng t0 be a g00d r!ng bear.”
2011 Late$t $m$ 0n New Year
New Year $m$ !n Engl!$h

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New Year $m$ 0n $m0k!ng
~Plea$e Qu!t the $m0k!ng ~
@ fr!end a$k$ h!$ fr!end f0r a c!garette. H!$ fr!end $ay$, “! th!nk y0u made a New Year re$0lut!0n t0 qu!t $m0k!ng”. The man $ay$, ” ! am !n the pr0ce$$ 0f qu!tt!ng”.
R!ght n0w, ! am !n the m!ddle 0f pha$e 0ne.
What’$ pha$e 0ne?
!’ve qu!t buy!ng…

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G00d N!ght $m$
H0 gay! ab t0 black black n!ght,
@b band bh! kar d0 wh!te wh!te l!ght,
$weet $weet $apan0 k! pakad l0 fl!ght,
Oh my l0vely dear g00d n!ght.

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Free J0ke$ $m$ @$c!! $m$ j0ke$
!f u r gen!u$,
M$g $!rf 1 bar padh k Jawab Dena..
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Haan T0 $awaal ye ha! k Jaleb! k0 Engl!$h me!n kya kehte ha!n. $0nu

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D!l me!n ba$! ha! d0$t! ter!,
@nkh0 me ba$! ha! ta$veer ter!,
Jab be aaye yaad humk0 ter!,
Hum dekhte ha! TOM & JERRY
Funny J0ke$ !n H!nd!

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