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Free $exy $m$
U$ne utar! $aree
f!r aay! pet!c0at k! bar!
bl0u$e t0 pahle h! d!ya tha utar
z!yadah exc!ted mat h0 yaar
yeh tha kapray $ukhane ka taar ….!
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Ma$t $exy $m$ & Text me$$age$ !n H!nd!

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L0ve $m$ 2011
! l0ve y0u!
! kn0w ! have $a!d !t many t!me$ t0 y0u bef0re.
When we talked 0n the ph0ne.
When we were chatt!ng 0n ema!l.
When we $ent txt m$g$ t0 each 0ther.
But n0 matter h0w many t!me$ ! $ay !t t0 y0u, !t mean$ n0th!ng !f u are n0t by my $!de.
! l0ve y0u!
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free l0ve $m$ & text me$$age$

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late$t free $exy $m$ j0ke$
$anta Ne L!fe Me!n Pahl! Baar $ex Karne K! $0ch! @ur Ja Pahuncha Ek Callg!rl Ke Pa$$
Call G!rl Ne U$ke Kapde Utar Ke $ex Karna $huru Kar D!ya
$ex Ke Baad $anta J0r J0r $e R0ne Lag Gaya
Call G!rl Gabra Gay! @ur Pucha: “Kya Hua Tum R0ne Kyu Lag Gaye?”
$anta: “Jab @ndar Gaya Tab Ye 6 !nch Ka Tha, Bahar 3 !nch Ka @ya, Bak! Kahan Ha!?“

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W!fe t0 the naked hu$band: Why r u walk!ng ar0und, the ne!ghb0r$ can $ee ur th!ng?
Hu$band: $0 what?W!fe: They’ll th!nk ! marr!ed u f0r MONEY!

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$exy $m$
$he: What d0 ! 0we y0u f0r exam!n!ng my leg$, d0ct0r?D0ct0r: What d0 the 0ther d0ct0r$ u$ually a$k?$he: They u$ually a$k f0r a date.
Free $exy $m$
W!fe: My hubby & ! have, what he call$-0lymp!c $ex .Fr!end: W0w, mu$t be a terr!f!c $ex l!fe?W!fe: N0t really. !t 0nly happen$ 0nce !n 4 Year$
Urdu Faraz $exy $m$
Bachpan K D!n Bh! K!tne @cchey Hua Kart The Faraz
Tab T0 $!rf Kh!l0ney T00ta Karte Thay
H!nd! $exy $m$
Ladk!: Tum H0neym00n k l!ye kahan kahan Gay! th!?$ahel!: $h!mla, Ka$aul!, Mu$$00r!e, Nan!taal.Ladk!: @chhaa… kya kya dekha Wahan pe?$ahel!: $!rf CE!L!NG F@N!.
Large$t C0llect!0n 0f $m$ J0ke$  free me$$age$ f0r adult per$0n$ l!ke b0y$ & g!rl$ read free & freely

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“Fa!th ha$ t0 d0 w!th th!ng$ that are n0t $een, and h0pe w!th th!ng$ that are n0t !n hand.”

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N0n Veg $m$ 2011
Pappu meet$ h!$ father !n red l!ght area.
Pappu: Papa aap yahan?Father: Bu$ beta ab 200-300 R$ k! cheez k l!ye ter! maa k nakhre nah! $ahe jate.

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