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N0n Veg $m$ J0ke$ 2011
$ax!da$ Ka D0ha Kalyug Ke L!ye
$ax!da$ J! Keh Gaye, Ek D!n E$a Kalyug @ayega
Chut Chudeg! V!brat0r $e, Lun Khada D00r R0yega
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$even Per$0n$ Were $tand!ng On @ R0ad Naked W!th The!r C00k !n @ $tand!ng P0$!t!0n.
One $exy G!rl @$k$: “@re Y0u @dvert!$!ng F0r @ C0nd0m.”
B0y$ Repl!ed: “N0, We @re @dvert!$!ng F0r 7 Up“
@dult N0n Veg J0ke$ $m$

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Tw!nkle tw!nkle lazy $tar,
k!tna $0yega uth ja yaar,
up ab0ve the w0rld $0 h!gh,
$un ha$ r!$en !n the $ky,
uth ke jald! pele cha!,
then call me and $ay h!…
G00d N!GHT

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DRE@M$
@re L!ke $T@R$ …
Y0u May Never T0uch
THEM … But
!f Y0u F0ll0w THEM
…THEY W!ll LE@D Y0u
T0 Y0ur DE$T!NY … =)
G00d N!ght

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Funny $m$ 0f D!wal!
Th!$ $M$ w!ll EXPLODE !n 5 $ec0nd$….
:05
:04
:03
:02
:01
(((((BOOM)))))
“*”*”*”*”*”*”
*”*”H@PPY”*”*
“*”D!P@W@L!”*”
….*”*”*….

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Late$t L0ve $m$ $hayar!
Mer! $0ch0n ke harpal me!n, tum ky0 aa jaat! h0,
Mere d!l k0 anjane me!n, tum ky0n tadpaat! h0,
!$ Daman me!n t0 ba$, kaant0 ka gul$han ha!,
Ph!r !$ banjar dun!ya me!n, ky0n ph00l $ajaat! h0,
Dewana bh! kehta ha!, ye chand kahan $e aaya,
Taar0n ke jhurmat me!n, jab tum $harmaat! h0,
Ph!r k0un na chahega, jeete jee h! [...]
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Kam0$h Zabaan Ke Lafz0n Me!n
Kuch P0$heeda $! Baate!n Ha!
!n P0$heeda $! Baat0n Me!n
Kuch Chahat K! Bar$aate!n Ha!n
!n Baat0n K0 Hum Muddat $e
$eenay Me!n Chhupaye Bethey Ha!n
Kuch Paaye B!na Kuch Kh0 Dena
Ye P!yaar Me!n Ham Ne $eekha Ha!
$00raj Me!n, Chand $!tar0n Me!n
Har $ha! Ma!n Tumh! K0 Dekha Ha!
Dharkan Me!n Bh! Naghma Ban Kar
$aagar K! Tarah Tum
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M!la w0 bh! nah! kerte, m!la hum bh! nah! kerte
Bewafa! w0 bh! nah! kerte, bewafa! hum bh! nah! kerte
Unh@!n ru$wa! ka dukh ha!, huma!n tanha! ka dukh ha!
g!la w0 bh! nah! kerte, g!la hum bh! nah! kerte
Gal! k k!$! m0rr pe ak$er takra0 h0 h! jata ha!
ruka w0 bh! nah! kerte, ruka hum bh! nah!
Late$t & new free l0ve $m$ 2011 w!th 2011 l0ve $hayar! !n Urdu

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$ubha k! $udh,
Haw0a k $aath,
$uraj k! k!ran,
$ugandh k $aath,
Mubakrak h0 apk0,
Ek ney! $undar,
@ur kam!yab d!n k! $uruwad.“G00d M0rn!ng”

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L0ve !$ l!ke a m0unta!n,
hard t0 cl!mb,
but 0nce y0u get t0 the t0p the v!ew !$ beaut!ful.

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